I have tried to order for plenty of bar maids who did not know a lick of English.
Anyway I could always get someone to order me an extra dry Beefeater Martini straight up with olives in French.
By the goat/sheep brains are pretty tasty. My wife was eating them in Israel one night and did not have a clue. They were cooked in an iron skillet made in the shape of the brain with plenty of butter and garlic. Out of this world.