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    Senior Member Gene McCall's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by David from Wisconsin View Post
    If you don't think that is photo-shopped I have a bridge for sale ...




    Hey, lets talk price, my bridge inventory is quite low at the moment!

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    so can we have a bidding war on a bridge?? i bid 3 cents
    1982 cx500 c



    if you can read this then thank a teacher, if you can read this in english then thank a solider



    WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD THE WIND SAY HOSTILES TO YOU!?



    when the going gets bad how bad does the going get



    [quote ]i know i am crazy but not that crazy[/quote]





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    I cant say I need a bridge, but Ill bid 4 cents and some belly button lint.
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    ok 10 cents and some toe jam
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    if you can read this then thank a teacher, if you can read this in english then thank a solider



    WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD THE WIND SAY HOSTILES TO YOU!?



    when the going gets bad how bad does the going get



    [quote ]i know i am crazy but not that crazy[/quote]





    valve and cam chain adjustment

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    Dear Abby:

    .

    My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge

    credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,

    he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum

    and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up

    with the interest.

    .

    Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most

    of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom

    he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even

    more.

    .

    Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and

    the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next

    he's with Muslums.

    .

    Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the

    same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

    It's just so horribly creepy!

    Can you help?

    Signed,

    Lost in DC

    .

    *Dear Lost:*

    .

    Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.

    The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!
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    Symbol of year 2011.

    It`s a MAN!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gene McCall View Post
    Looks like a good place for a dirt bike! Car seems a little overkill. Probably should check brakes on bike frequently!

    Gene




    It's a long way to lug the groceries. I'd think a mini-van would work better.



    Also, I would tie the boat up stern -to.
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    83 Honda GL650. Converted to hammerhead trike. La-Cosa
    82 Honda GL500. Converted to 3 wheels. Radio Flyer II.

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    Old guys are always considerate...





    I was in Costco, Chain Lake, the other day, pushing a cart around, when I collided with a young guy also pushing his cart.





    I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.."





    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.





    So, I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"





    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"





    I said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
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    A had to spend a couple of days in the hospital and I guess I was a royal pain to the nurses. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with me. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to me. She came into the room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."



    After complaining for several minutes, I finally settled down, crossed my arms and opened my mouth, "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer."



    This started another round of complaining, but eventually I rolled over and bared my rear end. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, I heard her announce, "I have to get something so you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"



    She left the door to my room open on her way out. I am cursing under my breath as I hear people walking past the door laughing. After almost an hour, the my doctor comes into the room and asks "What's going on here?"



    Angrily, I answer, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"



    After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
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    And another for the "old farts".



    Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.



    One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.



    A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day, Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?'



    Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'



    'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'



    'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'



    'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'



    'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'. '



    'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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