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    I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got here, or how I'm going to get out.

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    Nice. Where did the greenish gl come from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blindstitch View Post
    Nice. Where did the greenish gl come from?




    I don't know.....maybe ask your mom?





    Oh, c'mon, you left yourself WIDE open on that one.
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    WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD THE WIND SAY HOSTILES TO YOU!?



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    My mom has seen many gl's but none that green. Says the green ones have herpes.
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    A NUGGET IF YOU WILL









    Just in case you need a laugh



    Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a
    high school diploma to fix one (reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs).

    After every flight, Qantas (Australia's major airline) pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about
    problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the
    problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots
    review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be
    said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some
    actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots
    (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an
    S) by maintenance engineers.


    P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

    P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
    S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.
    S: Live bugs on back-order.

    P: Auto-pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
    descent.
    S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
    S: Evidence removed.

    P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
    S: DME volume set to more believable level.

    P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
    S: That's what friction locks are for.

    P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
    S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

    P: Suspected crack in windshield.
    S: Suspect you're right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny.
    S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Target radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

    And the best one for last..................

    P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a
    midget pounding on something with a hammer.
    S: Took hammer away from midget.
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    Egads, I don't know what I did to make that mess above look like that.......*sigh*. Couldn't seem to fix it either. Perhaps I should live here and forget it all.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ramprat06 View Post
    Egads, I don't know what I did to make that mess above look like that.......*sigh*. Couldn't seem to fix it either. Perhaps I should live here and forget it all.







    Looks like a good place for a dirt bike! Car seems a little overkill. Probably should check brakes on bike frequently!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gene McCall View Post
    Looks like a good place for a dirt bike! Car seems a little overkill. Probably should check brakes on bike frequently!

    Gene
    If you don't think that is photo-shopped I have a bridge for sale ...
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